Two Point Hospital: Culture Shock

Two Point County is having an artistic crisis. The creative world is bereft of ideas. Culture is drying up, and nothing is left but a crusty nubbin and an uninspiring husk.

Fortunately, you’re on hand to answer the call of artist-in-residence Zara Fitzpocket, as she seeks to resuscitate the music scene, the silver screen and all artwork in between.

Face televisual shenanigans at Plywood Studios as you look to launch a hit medical drama with washed-up film star Roderick Cushion. Head to Mudbury Festival and grab lyrical headlines with musical headliners while serving burgers from questionable vans. Finally, savour the affluent aromas of high society life at Zara’s very own Fitzpocket Academy. Socialise, hobnob, and boost that VIBE darling, because if you don’t who will?

For far too long, we have overlooked a sickness in our minds, our homes and our loft-studio work spaces. What may have begun as a collective dry spell has become an all too literal illness. No single remedy, be it dramatic, melodic or medical will be enough. No, we must all work together on my biggest project yet.

With my connections and your uncanny ability to heal things, we must cure the ailing culture of Two Point County. First things firstly, I believe that we’ll be needing a shot in the arm, and who better to administer the injection than a certified healthcare wiz such as yourself?

If you’re interested - and I hope you are - your first task will take you to Plywood Studios and the silver screen! Remember, the pen is mightier than the scalpel.

-Zara

WHAT’S INCLUDED?

The most new illnesses featured in a DLC yet!

• 3 fabulous new locations

• 3 new, fully animated cure machines

• 12 new visual illnesses

• 36 new illnesses in total

• New gameplay

• New music, DJ and tannoy lines

New Hospitals

Take in the sights, sounds and, dare we say it, smells, of the cultural scene on your whistle-stop tour into (and through) Two Point County’s pulsating arts.

The glitz and glamour of Plywood Studios is your first stop. Can you launch a medical hit drama for the ages? Everyone’s watching (or at least they will be if you get it right).

From there, swing over to Mudbury and experience festival life for yourself, replete with unfortunate health and safety issues and a complete lack of hygiene standards.

Finally, head to the pinnacle of society at Zara Fitzpocket’s very own health exhibition / posh person soiree. It’s an arty hospital, a party hospital. You’ve made it, Babycheeks.

New Illnesses include...

• Stunt Trouble

• Soiled Self

• Private Parts

And...

Snot Twist Concertoes Fourthwall Problem Dramatic Paws Wardrobe Malfunction Blooper Limelit Director’s Gut Minty Condition Culture Shock Sinewment Broken Leg Cross-Frayed Flash Back Blue Blood Shifting Perspective Protagony Listless Corrupt Footage Metrognomic Canapains Art Sick Motion Sickness Writer’s Block Banging Headache Stage Hand Extrasensory Foxtrodden Square Eyes Inbagneato Monopolies Guest Cist Misdewiener

Clapperboard Fancy Food Machine Grandfather Clock Golden Statuette Boom Box Jewel Giant Glass Frozen Art Shark Art Pool Toy Toy Chest ABC Blocks Book Case Jr. Mop & Bucket Slippery Sign Soap Bottle Lather Flagon Bunting Fake Fan False Fan Barrel of Fun Soiled Self Poster Stunt Trouble Poster Private Parts Poster French Bench Speaker Stack Neon One Neon Two Shark Bin Zombie Poster Rom-Com Poster Action Poster Origami Throne